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Creative Signature files
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
"!sgub evah t'nseod CP sihT ?sgub naem ayaddahW"
"#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare."
"Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
"Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye, Captain... 300 DPI?
"Today's subliminal thought is:"
Profanity: the universal programming language
.signature not found! reformat hard drive? [Yn]
29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast.
A bad random number generator: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.33e+67, 1, 1, 1
A)bort, R)etry, S)elf-destruct?
A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium?
A)bort, R)etry, I)nfluence with large hammer.
A)bort, R)etry, P)ee in drive door
APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS.
Artificial Intelligence: Making computers behave like they do in the movies.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. - Weisert
BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing. - Seymour Papert
Backup not found: A)bort, R)etry, M)assive heart failure?
Backups? We doan *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx NO CARRIER
C:BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse!
Close your eyes and press escape three times.
Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:EXOR.SYS
DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
Document code? Why do you think they call it "code?"
God is real, unless explicitly declared integer.
God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.
Hex dump: Where witches put used curses...
How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows.
I bet the human brain is a kludge. - Marvin Minsky
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files.
If I had it all to do over again, I'd spell creat with an "e". - Kernighan
In /dev/null no one can hear you scream
It said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!
Long computations that yield zero are probably all for naught.
My computer NEVER cras
My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
Programs: What software used to be, back when we knew how to write it.
Real programmers use: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE
Resistance is useless! (If < 1 ohm)
SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment.
Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Stack Overflow: Too many pancakes...
Stack manipulation - the use of inflatable falsies. -Datamazing, 4/1/78
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m / sec^2
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.
To iterate is human; to recurse, divine. - Robert Heller
Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.
Your fault, core dumped.
ZAP! Process discontinued. Enter any 12-digit prime number to resume.
grep..grep..grep... (Frog with UNIX stuck in its' throat)
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