Artie, the stupid hitman

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Once there was a man named Bob. Bob wanted a divorce, but he also didn't want to lose a lot of property, so he hired a hitman. The hitman's name was Artie, and he was hired for a dollar. Artie asked what Bob's wife was doing tomorrow, so he could fond and kill her. "She's going to Smith's to do some grocery shopping at 3:00," Bob said. The next day Artie waited in the parking lot for Bob's wife to show up. Finally, she pulled into a nearby parking space. Artie got up out of his car, crept from behind and strangled her. But someone had been watching, so he strangled that person, but someone saw, so he strangled that person. Finally the cops and the press showed up. The next day in the newspaper it said "Artichokes 3 for a dollar at Smith's."

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