A FEW WAYS TO MAKE WORK ENJOYABLE

Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

1.DANCE WITH THE PHONE CORD, ONLY FUN IF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING 2.INSIST TO CUSTOMERS THAT THE TRACTOR YOU ARE TRYING TO SELL THEM HAS A NEW CAR SMELL. 3.GROWL AT YOUR CO-WORKER AND WHEN THEY ASK WHY TELL THEM THEY'RE ACTING LIKE A VICIOUS TIGER TODAY 4.WEAR A RED COWBOY HAT, PLASTIC GUN, AND A BADGE TO WORK 5.TALK WITH A HICK ACCENT 6.PLACE YOUR BUM ON THINGS AND RUB IT AROUND, AGAIN IT'S ONLY FUN IF SOMEONE'S WATCHING 7.GIVE YOUR BOSS A HIGH FIVE BECAUSE YOU SOLD THREE TAPE MEASURES 8.TELL CUSTOMERS THAT YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THEY WANT FROM YOU 9.WHEN A CUSTOMER HANDS YOU MONEY SAY THANKS AND STICK IT IN YOUR POCKET 10.GET ON THE INTERCOM IN A HICK ACCENT AND SAY PARTY OF (HOWEVER MANY WORK THERE) YOUR DINNER IS READY IN THE BREAK ROOM 11.SING TO YOUR BROOM 12.TAPE ODD NOTES ON THE BACK OF YOUR NAME TAG LIKE "TALK TO BOSS ABOUT TOE" 13.TELL YOUR SUPERIOR ABOUT YOUR FIGHT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND OVER APPLE JUICE 14.PLAY GANGSTA MUSIC AS LOUD AS YOU CAN IN YOUR CAR WITH YOUR WINDOWS DOWN AS YOU RIDE INTO WORK AND PLAY COUNTRY ON THE WAY OUT 15.GIVE YOUR BOSS THE SAME COMPLIMENT EVERY DAY AND SEE IF THEY NOTICE 16.INSIST THAT YOU NEED HELP RINGING UP CUSTOMERS EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN A CASHIER FOR YEARS 17.KEEP A CANDY STASH ON YOUR DESK AND WHEN ANYONE TRIES TO TAKE SOME GROWL AT THEM AND REMIND THEM YOU'RE A STARVING ETHIOPIAN 18.CARRY A MIRROR WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES THAT SAYS AT THE BOTTOM "I REALLY DO LOOK BETTER THAN ALL MY CO-WORKERS 19.PRETEND TO SHOOT YOUR CO-WORKERS WITH YOUR SCANNER GUN 20.ASK YOUR BOSS TO BORROW THE EMPLOYEE TRAINING VIDEOS FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL ENJOYMENT.

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