All I Need to Know About Life, I Learned from my Cat

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Life is hard, then you nap. Curiousity never killed anything, except maybe a few hours. When in doubt, cop an attitude. Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them. Climb your way to the top- thats why the drapes are there. Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face. Find your place in the sun- especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry. Make your mark in the world- or at least spray in each corner. When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times. If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over a few expensive antique lamps. Always give generously- a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I Care." When you go out into the world, remember: being placed on a peeistal is a right, not a privilege.

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