Bill

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one day, god looks down on the world from heaven, and he doesnt like what he sees. so he calls up the three most important people on earth. Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and an atheist named Bill. He says, "I've called you up here, because i think you are the mose important people on earth. but i don't like how other people on earth are acting, so i have decided to end the world in 2 weeks. you must go down to earth and tell everyone that." the three Bills are shocked at this news, and when the get back, Bill clinton tells everyone, "I have some good news, and some bad news the good news is that there is a heaven and a god. the bad news is that God is going to end the world in 2 weeks." the guy name Bill, who is an atheist, goes to his office in the morning, and says, "I have some bad news, and some even worse news. the bad news, is that there is a god and a heaven, and the even worse news is that he's ending the world in 2 weeks." Bill Gates goes to his work, and he says, "i have some good news, and i have some even better news! the good news is that god thinks i am one of the most important people in the world, and the even better news is that he's ending the world in 2 weeks, so we dont have to worry about bugs getting into windows 99!"

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