Italiano In the States (HILARIOUS...MUST READ)

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One day, a young Italiano moved to the States to see what it would be like to live there. He checked into a hotel, and went to bed. The next morning when he went down for breakfast, he says to the waitress, "Ima wanna 2 pissis toast an a coffee." She says ok and goes and brings him 1 piece of toast. He looks at it and says ,"I wanna 2 piss!!" She says "Then go piss". He yells "I wanna 2 piss onna ma plate!" She goes "You piss onna ma plate ana I'll slap you". He gets up in a huff and goes and does whatever until supper. He walked in, and up comes the same waitress. She showed him to a table, and he sees a plate, spoon, glass but no fork. He goes "I wanna fock!" She says "Everyone wants to fock these days" He says "I wanna to fock on da table" She says "If you fock on dis table Ima gonna slap you you sonna ma bitch" He thinks "She don't even know me and already she callin me a sonnamabitch." He gets up and leaves again, but goes up to his room. To his dismay, he sees his bed, but with no sheets or anything. He calls down to the manager and he goes "I wanna sheit". The manager says "Then go sheit" He says "NO I wanna sheit onna ma bed" The manager says "If you sheit on da bed, you gonna get thrown out you sonna ma bitch" He thinks to himself, "They don't even know me and already they callin' me a sonnamabitch. He packs up quick and goes and signs out. The clerk waves and says "Peace". The Italiano turns around and yells "Piss onna you too! Ima gonna back to Italy where dey have 2 pissis on plates, focks onna da tables and sheits onna da beds!!!"

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