HAD TOO MUCH NJROTC

Rating:
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

You know when you’ve had too much NJROTC when…. 1.Your alarm clock goes off and you sound off with OORAW 2. When you hear the bell for class go off, you sit there for a few seconds and decide whether or not you have to stand at attention. 3. You start calling your parents Ma'am and Sir. 4. You refer to dinner as chow. 5. You maintain 40 inches back to chest whenever you walk with friends. 6. You sing the Marine Corps Hymn in the shower and give a slight OORAW at the end of each verse. 7. You watch "Survivor Bootcamp" and laugh at their lack of stamina for you have already had a D.I and rappelled off towers. 8. Your friends find it hard to keep up with conversations that consist of words such as chow barracks and racks. 9. When you're parents ask you how your day was, you snap to attention and reply with "Sir, it was excellent sir." 10. You don't really mind eating MRE's anymore... 11. You and your other ROTC cadets hold private conversations in military coding. 12. The Military life really excites you. 13. You start to use the 3rd person method when speaking to parents and friends. EXAMPLE- This cadet believes that Mark is a complete idiot. 14. When you get mad when you see movies where the military performs something wrong. 15. You march in step with your njrotc buddies. 16. You march in step with your non-njrotc buddies. 17. Your boyfriend now cannot see you without proper authorization. 18. The NSI at your school is your best friend AND your neighbor….. 19. Never Again Volunteer Yourself (U know what that is. NAVY) 20. You begin calling it Rot-See 21. You sleep with your homemade drill rifle 22. You spin everything in sight 23. The buckle on your pants blinds people when you walk by in uniform 24. You truly know how to swab a deck 25. The hottest fashion trend-Long hair and baggy jeans. You-NJROTC uniform every day 26. Group activities are now called missions. 27. You cry when you see the color guard 28. You cry when you see the NSI 29. You cry when you realize NJRTOC was thee best thing to ever happen to you, and the last day of your senior year, you have to say goodbye to the greatest high school class ever made. DEDICATED TO THE VALLEY TRADITIONAL HIGH SCHOOL NJROTC COMPANY ESPECIALLY FOR CHIEF MILLER AND COMMANDER RANKIN. WITHOUT THEM, WE’D BE LOST. C/ENS R. Goble

Submitted by deadofnight16@aol.com 59


Print this forward

Rate this forward:
Content: G PG PG-13 R
Quality: 1 2 3 4
(4 is the highest)


Send this forward by filling out the form below:

  Your Name   Your E-mail
   
Send this to up to 10 friends (enter their email addresses)
1 6
2 7
3 8
4 9
5 10
Personalized message



Your email address is used only to show who
sent the forwarded email message.
We will not put you on any email lists,
send out any advertising emails to you, or sell
your email address to other companies.



Home / Add A Forward / Master Index / Settings / Rules / Guest Book

Other Cool Sites

Bored.com - Tons of fun stuff to do when you are bored.
MakeWebsites.com - Free tools for creating your own website.
LifeBets.com - Win a $100 prize by correctly predicting real life events.
Free Stuff For Teens - Teen Freebies: video games, cd's, magazines, contests, beauty products, posters, and more. Only lists free offers that don't have minimum age requirements.
SearchCactus.com - A search engine where you get money for each search that you do. Must be at least 13 years old and a U.S. resident.
Adoptme.com - Adopt a virtual pet.
Digitalfilms.com - Make your own movie online for free
CheapFlowers.com - Buy flowers online for $29.95 with no extra delivery charge or other fees.

ForwardGarden.com is part of the Bored.com network.
© All Rights Reserved.      Contact Us here.