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Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
An old man and an old woman were having sex and she said "can you move a little faster?" he took a cecsar and she said " you've bin practicing!"
A boy babysitter was looking after a little girl, she asked what's that? he said this is my barbie doll, she asked "can I play with it?" he said no. He woke up from a nap and there was blood everywhere. He asked "what happened" the little girl said " the barbie spit on me so I bit it's head off"
Jack and Jill went up the hill and asked "what's that?" to each other. they asked their mom and she said to Jack,"this your limo, park it in as many garages as poosible" and she said to Jill, "this is your garage, don't let any limos in" they went back up the hill and jill came in with blood all over her, her mom asked what happened and she said" A limo tried to get into my garage so I popped it's 2 back tires!"
lol, thanks and enjoy!
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