First French Fighter Ace created.

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First Ever French Fighter Ace Created. Dateline: Paris 12 days after Bastille Day. Speaking from the bed of his mistress French President Jacques Chirac expressed his arrogance at the creation of the first French Fighter ace. "All of France and therefore the world is rejoicing on this day." France was an active participant in World War II for approximately 36 minutes ( 3 cigarettes metric time) and unsurprisingly produced many nationally celebrated heroes but none of its brave pilots achieved the required number of kills to be labelled a fighter ace. That has now been rectified with the confirmation that Air France pilot Francois Brousse has 96 "downs" of Germans over Paris. "It is time for lunch and a medal." continued Chirac. In an unrelated development French Defence Minister Jean-Claude Gaysoc announced that pre-signed surrender papers were available for downloading from the Infraweb by any army crossing the impenetrable French border. "Frankly we are shocked that that thing is still around, but if it makes it easier for us then huh." Monsieur Gaysoc spat.

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