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10 THiNgS i'Ve LeArNeD aS a FReShMeN
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1. aLL YoUR 'BeSt fRiEnDs' fRoM thE pReViOuS yeaR aRe nOThiNg MoRe tHaN a MeMoRy NoW bEcAuSe tHey'vE aLL cHaNgEd.
2. nO MaTTeR hOW kOoL yOu wEre LasT yEaR, YoUr fReShmEaT NoW aNd nO oNe giVeS a DaMn wHo YoU uSeD tO bE.
3. eVeRytHiNg yOu saiD yOu wOuLd NeVeR dO LaSt YeAr yOu wiLL hAvE tRiEd aT LEaSt oNcE bY tHe eNd oF tHe YeaR.
4. fRienDs aRe fEw, tRuE fRiEnDs aRe FeWeR.
5. nO oNe giVeS a DaMn aBoUt yOuR pRoBLeMs, noT tHe sTudEnTs, aNd dEfiNaTeLy nOt tHe TeaChErs. WhEtHeR oR nOT yOu aNd yOuR bOyFriEnd aRe GoiNg thRoUgH rOuGh tiMes tHaTs JuSt tOO DaMn BaD, yOu beTTeR turN iN eVeRy aSsiGnMeNt.
6. YoU aReN't aN iNdiViDuaL, YoUr PaRt oF tHe sysTeM, aNd bE LuCky iF a TeAchEr rEmEmBeRs YoUr nAmE NexT yEaR.
7. wHeN yOuR LosT, FeW oTheR sTuDenTs wiLL HeLp yOu fiNd yOuR WaY, YoUR oN YoUr oWn.
8. a JoB iS eSseNtiAL NoW bUt a PaiN iN tHe aSs tO KeEP uP wiTh.
9. YoUr GoNna HaVe tO pUt uP wiTh cLuB, tEaM, aNd cLasS mEmBeRs wHicH YOu coMpLeTeLy dEspiSe, aNd NoT JuSt tHaT, YOuR GOnNa HaVe tO aCt dEcEnt tOwaRds thEm CuZ yOu'LL MoSt LiKeLY bE sTucK wiTh theM fOr tHe NexT 4 YeARs oF YouR LiFe.
10. SuMmER iS nO LoNgeR JuSt a VaCaTiOn, yOu HavE tO dEaL wiTh sKoOL DuRiNg tHe bReaK, wHeThEr iTs pRaCtiCe fOr a TeaM oR a SuMmER aSsiGnmEnT.
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