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A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?" The man replies, "I'm sorry honey. I ran out of money." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing and sponsoring condoms.... Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better. Tesco Condoms - Every little helps. Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough. Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going. Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you cant stop. Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper. Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide. FCUK Condoms - No comment required. Muller Light Condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain? Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work. Halford Condoms - We go the extra mile. On Digital Condoms - Plug and play! Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Try this chocolate mathematics quiz. If you're not a whiz at math, make sure you have a calculator handy. No cheating! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (try for more than once, but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold!) 3. Add 5. (for Sunday) 4. Multiply by 50. (I'll wait while you get your calculator.....) 5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1751....If you haven't, add 1750. 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. (If you remember) You should have a three digit number.... The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many items you want to have chocolate each week) The next two numbers are your age. THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2001) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE ISN'T IT?

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