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3 Kick rule
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Johnny Cochran decided to go duck hunting in Wyoming. He is having a great
time when suddenly a duck flies overhead; Johnny fires a shot and drops the
bird but it falls into a field on the other side of a fence..
Johnny is climbing over the fence when an old farmer on tractor drives up
and asks him what he thinks he is doing. Johnny says "I shot a duck and it
fell into this field and now I'm going to get it."
The old farmer replies, "This is my property and you are not coming over
here."
Johnny Cochran is indignant and says "Apparently you don't know who I am.
I'm Johnny Cochran, the attorney who got OJ off in that murder trial. If you
don't let me get that duck I will sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiles and says "Apparently you don't know how we do things
around here in Wyoming. We settle small disagreements like this with the
Wyoming Three Kick Rule."
Johnny is surprised and says "What is the Wyoming Three Kick Rule?"
The Farmer says, "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick
me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
Johnny quickly thinks about this and decides that since he is much younger
and in far better condition and that he can easily win against this old
codger. Johnny agrees.
The old farmer slowly climbs down off the tractorand walks up to Johnny.
His first kick plants the toe of his heavy work boot in
Johnny's crotch and drops him to his knees. His second kick nearly wipes
Johnny's nose off his face and blood goes everywhere.
Johnny is flat on his belly. The farmer's third kick relocates Johnny's left
kidney and Johnny is writhing in pain for several minutes before he can
stand.
Summoning every bit of his will, Cochran manages to get to his feet and
says, "OK you old coot, now it's my turn!
The old farmer smiles and says "No, I give up ...you can have the duck!"
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