A Frog Story

Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks him if he has anything that he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and he produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. It's bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager, and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and reports, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you, and he wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?" So the bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knickknack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Submitted by 7


Print this forward

Rate this forward:
Content: G PG PG-13 R
Quality: 1 2 3 4
(4 is the highest)


Send this forward by filling out the form below:

  Your Name   Your E-mail
   
Send this to up to 10 friends (enter their email addresses)
1 6
2 7
3 8
4 9
5 10
Personalized message



Your email address is used only to show who
sent the forwarded email message.
We will not put you on any email lists,
send out any advertising emails to you, or sell
your email address to other companies.



Home / Add A Forward / Master Index / Settings / Rules / Guest Book

Other Cool Sites

Bored.com - Tons of fun stuff to do when you are bored.
MakeWebsites.com - Free tools for creating your own website.
LifeBets.com - Win a $100 prize by correctly predicting real life events.
Free Stuff For Teens - Teen Freebies: video games, cd's, magazines, contests, beauty products, posters, and more. Only lists free offers that don't have minimum age requirements.
SearchCactus.com - A search engine where you get money for each search that you do. Must be at least 13 years old and a U.S. resident.
Adoptme.com - Adopt a virtual pet.
Digitalfilms.com - Make your own movie online for free
CheapFlowers.com - Buy flowers online for $29.95 with no extra delivery charge or other fees.

ForwardGarden.com is part of the Bored.com network.
© All Rights Reserved.      Contact Us here.