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4 Fast-Food Job Hazards
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
FAST-FOOD JOB HAZARDS
Because of several unfortunate events, I am a college graduate working
at McDonald's. I worked the same store several years ago, but it's
under new management, so that helps. However, after only being there a
month, I have been reminded on several occasions in drive-thru how
stupid people are in this town. Here are some of the ones that make
me want to drown myself in the toilet:
The Dim Bulbs: These are the morons who make their order then say,
"To go." They are in drive-thru. Do they think I'd let them sit in
my window and eat it? (Had a guy say it in the window the other
night). Or the ones who, when asked, "Would you like to go large or
super-sized with that?" respond with, "Yeah."
The Forgetfuls: The imbeciles who order, say, a value meal and a
sundae, then get to my window and order another $25 worth of food!
Honestly, how can you forget that you needed to order that much food?
The Requesters: This is a big group. I'm not talking about the ones
that want sauce with their nuggets. I'm talking about those really
STRANGE requests. For instance, I had a guy the other day say he
needed a courtesy cup. Okay, fine. As I was reaching for it, he
mentioned that he needed it so he could spit his tobacco into it. I
just didn't need to know that.
The Don't Cares: Okay, I've gone through drive-thru in my PJ's
before. I've shopped at Super K at three in the morning in a t-shirt,
sweats, and slippers. We all have those moments. But, I could have
gone my ENTIRE life without seeing that woman in her underwear. I
guess I should be thankful she at least wore a shirt. And, guys, and
I do mean GUYS, before you start drooling, trust me, you wouldn't have
wanted to see her either. Those thighs would have frightened herds of
buffalo.
Submitted by maschek@swbell.net 13
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