A Story of 3 Italians (b-cuz it's fun to tell this joke w/ the accent)

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One day in Heaven, 3 Italian guys showed up. St. Peter met them at the Pearly Gates. "Welcome to Heaven, gentlemen," he said. "We're getting a little full here, so before I allow you to enter, you must tell me how you died." That sounded easy enough to them. "See, I came-a home from-a work one day and I see my wife-a een-a bed naked," said the 1st guy. "So I-a figured that she had-a been a-sleeping with another man. I look-a everywhere een da house for him: under da bed, een da closet, and een-a da basement, but I couldn't find-a him. then, I see a pair of hands hanging from da weendow sill. So I run over and I pound and I pound and I pound, and he falls-a to da ground. But he ees not dead yet!! So I throw-a da refridgerator outta da weendow and I squash-a heem like a bug!! But den I is feeling-a guilty, so i shoot-a myself." taht was good enough for St. Peter, so he let the man in. The 2nd guy stepped foward and St. Peter asked him how he died. "You see-a, I was-a fixing the roof of dees house, when I slipped. But as i ees a-falling, I grab a-hold of the weendow sill. And I say 'Oh thatk-a you St. Peter, I am not dead!!' but den, outta nowhere, dees guy comes up-a to da weendow sill and he pound and he pound and he pound, and I fall-a to da ground. I say 'Oh thank-a you St. Peter, I am not dead!!' But deen, outta nowhere, this refridgerator falls on me and a-squashes me like a bug." that was good enough for St. Peter, and he let him in. Then the 3rd guy steps up and St. Peter asked him how he died. "Well, I was- a having an affair with another mans-a wife. he came-a home early one-a day, so i had to hide. I tried everywhere: under da bed, een da closet, and een da basement. dey were all-a too obvious. So I-a hid een the refridgerator."

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