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A schools answering machine
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Hello!
You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order
to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all options
before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 .
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2 .
To complain about what we do - Press 3 .
To cuss out staff members - Press 4 .
To ask why you didn't get needed information that was already enclosed in
your newsletter and several
bulletins mailed to you - Press 5 .
If you want us to raise your child - Press 6 .
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone
- Press 7 .
To request another teacher for the third time this year
- Press 8 .
To complain about bus transportation - Press 9 .
To complain about school lunches - Press 0 .
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable/responsible for
his/her own behaviour, classwork, homework, and that it is NOT the teacher's fault for
your child(ren)'s lack of effort - HANG UP and HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
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