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Fish and Chips
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a
monastery and requests shelter there.
Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was
treated to the best fish and chips she had ever
tasted.
After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the
chefs. She was met by two of the Brothers.
The first one says, "Hello, I am brother Michael,
and this is Brother Charles."
"I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I
just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The
fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of
curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."
She turned to the other Brother and says
"then you must be....?"
(scroll down, but be ready for this one)
"Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."
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