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Finders Keepers...
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
A couple are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary-they go down to their old school-there, in a corner, they hold hands as they find their old desk where he had carved, "I love you, Sally."
On the way home, a bag of money falls out of the armored car in front of them. She picks it up and counts fifty thousand dollars.
The husband says, "We've got to give it back."
She says, "Finders keepers." And when they get home she hides it in the attic.
The next day, two FBI men show up at their home. They say, "Pardon me, did any one in this house find any money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
She says, "No."
The husband says, "My wife is lying, she took the money and hid it in the attic."
She says, "Don't believe him, he's a bit senile."
So they sit the man down and begin to question him. The FBI guy says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says, "Well, my wife and I were on our way home from school..."
The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Let's get out of here!"
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