Here are some new Murphy's Technology Laws.

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1. Murphy's First Technology Law : To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer. 2. Murphy's Second Technology Law : Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. 3. Murphy's Third Technology Law : Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand. 4. Murphy's Fourth Technology Law : If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, then one woodpecker could destroy all of civilization. 5. Murphy's Fifth Technology Law : An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing. 6. Murphy's Sixth Technology Law : Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch to be sure. 7. Murphy's Seventh Technology Law : All great discoveries are made by mistake. 8. Murphy's Eight Technology Law : Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. 9. Murphy's Ninth Technology Law : A meeting is an event at which minutes are kept and hours are lost. 10. Murphy's Tenth Technology Law : The first myth of management is that it exists. 11. Murphy's Eleventh Technology Law : A fatal error will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection. 12. Murphy's Twelfth Technology Law : New systems generate new problems. 13. Murphy's Final Technology Law : All's well that ends.

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