Christmas Shopping

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Christmas shopping. 1. Rrandomly put cans of cat food in peoples carts when they are not looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the restrooms 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens 5. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all offand turn the volumes to 10 6. Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift wrap 7. Put M&M's on layaway 8. Move "CAUTION_WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas 9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department 10. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why won't you people leave me alone?" 11. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose 12. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I.Joes and X_Men 13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon 14. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are 15. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms 16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible" 17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front 18. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels 19. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!" 20. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position an scream "NO!NO! It's those voices again" 21. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get out much and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it 22. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud .."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

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