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What do you call an assimilated peach seed. pitts-BORG What is an assimilated pig? a ham-BORG-er. What dd you call an under-water assimilation? droning What kind of ice do borgs prefer? ice-CUBES What do you call a borg with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? an ice-BORG. What do borgs do on the 4th of July? They have a bar-b-cube. Were can you find a borg at the office? In a cube-icle. What do you call it when a borg gets sick and vomits on the floor? flu-tiles. Nine borgs go into a bar and only two get drunk. Why? 7 of 9 was their designation (drivers). What do borgs grow in their gardens? im-plants What kind of phone calls do borgs make? collective calls. How did borg get around before they had cars? In a horse and borgie. What's a borg's favorite color? borg-undee

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