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167 pick up lines
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PICK UP LINES
1. If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against
me...Please??!!
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3. Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all
day.
4. Is your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the skies and
put
them in your eyes!
5. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
6. That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up
in
the corner of my room.
7. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
8. Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call
you?
9. (Check female's shirt tag)....Just as I thought, made in heaven!
10. Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a
goddess.
11. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow
yours?
12. Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
13. Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
14. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
15. Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
16. Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
17. I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
18. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
19. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No,
huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?
20. That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
21. (Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
22. That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
23. Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced
nipples....
24. Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers!
25. (With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought
they
were wings.
26. Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
27. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
28. Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met
the
girl of my dreams.
29. Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
30. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
31. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
32. Make a calling card that says.....Smile if you want to sleep with me!
Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile.
33. Hi, my name's (_____), how do you like me so far?
34. Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like
pizza?
35. Bond. James Bond.
36. You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears
someone has already beat me to it.
37. You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book.
So,
what's one more?
38. Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.) Him: I
like nothing better.
39. Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply
ask, "are you ready to go home now?
40. At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask,
"Wanna roll?"
41. That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are
wearing.
42. Think you can dance in those shoes?
43. You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
44. Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight?
45. Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! Guy: As soon as I
finish this drink.
46. Lie down. I think I love you.
47. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a
little.
48. If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you.
49. My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
50. My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a
public place.
51. Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed
together?
52. I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just
ate.
53. Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned
body?
54. You know I really am James Bond's body double.
55. Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her
clothes.
56. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
57. Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll
frisk
her!
58. Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
59. Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
60. (At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I
don't know where he is....(motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm
here
with you.
61. Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like
tomorrow!
62. Here's a quarter....call your room-mate and tell her you won't be
coming
home tonight!
63. Baby, you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm!
64. Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little
boulder?!?
65. Can I borrow a quarter? [why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank
her!
66. Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did
anyway!
67. My name is ______. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream
later.
68. Can I flirt with you?
69. Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of
buns!
70. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
71. Can I have directions? (to where?) To your heart!
72. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
73. So....how am I doin'?
74. You know what would look good on you? Me!
75. Excuse me, but I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared
a
cab home together?
76. I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see
a
pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
77. Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are
incompatible
doesn't mean we are!
78. Hey, didn't we go to different schools together?
79. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
80. What's your favourite position on extramarital sex?
81. I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing
in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub. Are the
straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.
82. Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me
to
pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
83. Excuse me, do you live around here often?
84. I have only three months to live...
85. Hi! I'm Big Brother, and I've been watching you!
86. Where have you been all my life?
87. In the produce department: "How can you tell if these things are
ripe?"
88. Hey, weren't you Miss Virginia last year?
89. Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The
only thing that matters is that we're together.
90. I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been
drinking?
91. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
92. If I follow you home, will you keep me?
93. Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile
94. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
95. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
96. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What?
Me!
97. If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
98. Want to see my stamp collection?
99. Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no') ,
OK
then, can we just practice?
100. How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted to know
what
to make for you in the morning.
101. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
102. Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without
me!
103. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
104. Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
105. You: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. You: Well then,
please
start.
106. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the
night?
107. Wanna go halves in a baby?
108. Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you?
109. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
110. Can I see your tan lines?
111. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there.
112. Beauty is only a light switch away...
113. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
114. Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
115. Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and
talk
to me.
116. If your parents hadn't met I'd be a very very unhappy man right now!
117. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves
from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
118. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
119. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you
turn me on!
120. Stand still so I can pick you up!
121. Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give
it
to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
122. I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
123. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
124. Do you like music?(Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!
125. Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?
126. I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
127. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
128. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
129. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
130. Excuse me do fries come with that shake?
131. I'd spend money on you I haven't even made.
132. I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over.
133. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
134. I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you
are a better woman than you are a person.
135. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
136. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
137. He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been
married? He: Twice.
138. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken
the ice, will you sleep with me?"
139. I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
140. You know what I like about you? My arms.
141. What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
142. So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than
just
conversation?
143. You make my software turn to hardware!
144. Was you father an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like
you
on earth!
145. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
146. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an
angel?
147. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
148. You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across
the
room
149. As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate
each other.
150. Are you going places or just being taken?
151. If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
152. I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours?
153. Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you!
154. Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9...
155. Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a
minute to catch your breath!
156. You know, I have a romantic side....let's go back to my room and see
how long it takes you to find out!
157. Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida!
158. (As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love
with
me!
159. Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road!
160. Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day!
161. Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude?
162. She: You're so sweet... He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're
talking to sugar!
163. Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night!
164. Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly
express ride of love!
165. I saw your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!
166. I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to
show
it how you beautiful you are...
167. Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my
heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be
reading this letter with your lips.
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