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10 things I learned from ER*
Rating: PG-13
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1. Most doctors are either good looking or have a good sense of humour (or both).
2. It is necessary to date at least one of your co-workers.
3. Doctors can run across a street without being knocked over
4. Doctors can only be killed by knife wielding maniacs.
5. You can survive being hit by a truck if you are in a car, but if you drink 40 shots of tequila, you die.
6. Supposedly inoperable brain tumours can become operable if you are a doctor.
7. Large scale emergencies always happen as doctors are leaving the ER, especially if they have plans.
8. Babies are born pink and spotless.
9. Doctors will go on a wild goose chase to find a man who has a rare blood type if it helps a little girl.
10. Beware of anyone with the nickname ‘Rocket’.
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