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20 Things I've learned from being A Freshman..
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1. No matter how good your excuse is for not having your homework or project, the teachers don't care and don't wanna hear it.
2. Upperclassmen don't pick on you as much as you've heard they did..
3. But male upperclassmen want to see you with your shirt off more than you've heard they did..
4. It's better to start making lots of friends NOW b/c chances are you won't have classes with all your best friends.
5. Might as well flirt with the new hot guy b/c the sooner you make him see how beautiful and wonderful you are, the less he'll care about how unpopular you turned out to be..
6. Nope.. nobody you wanted to get fat and ugly got fat and ugly..
7. When you were 11 and read Teen and Seventeen you didn't realize that nobody in highschool really talked like that..
"I totally cringed when I took a whiff of this hunk's rank breath as we leaned in to mack, but when I caught a glimpse of his gorgeous pearly whites and baby-blues, I melted."
8. You don't realize how many local bands there are in your area until you get into highschool.
9. You thought you were going to be embarrassed about what car you were gonna drive until you looked at what the other people were driving.
10. EVERYONE has either a pager or a cell phone or a 2-way messenger.. everyone except YOU.
11. You find out that those peer pressure talks about drugs and alchohol were pointless.. your friends don't give a shit whether you do it or not.
12. People start dying.
13. Your power exsists in your chest. Low-cut shirts are the alternative to wearing a bright yellow sign so that people will notice you.
14. Even if someone DOES have gum, it's always their last piece so I suggest you start bringin your own.
15. Get over your middle school crush because he will spend all his energy on getting some sophomore chick.
16. No matter who your older brother or older sister was, if they have already graduated, you are nothing.
17. Sex and oral sex are NOT a big deal.. so don't make it one.
18. It's funny to think how the kids that are 8th graders now think they are big and cool.. mua hahaha just wait till THEY get to highschool.
19. Even though the fat chick in your biology class can get a boyfriend, you can't. It just works that way.
20. EVERYONE conforms in their own way.
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