Mary Had A Little Lamb***
Get Rich Quick
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Its feet and mouth had blisters
Now its burning in a pit
With all its brothers and sisters
Mary had a little lamb
Its balls were made of brass
Every time it tried to run
Sparks flew up its ass
Mary had a little lamb
But she had to close her farm
So she shot lamb right through the head
With a high power firearm
Mary had a little lamb
She guarded it with her life
Then she fell and slit its throat
With a 12 inch carving knife
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
She took it to a nuclear plant
Now it has a greenish glow
Mary had a little lamb
It gave off a foul smell
She took it to a firing range
And it got blown to hell
Mary had a little lamb
It liked to jump and skip
But when the lamb got foot and mouth
Mary left it's carcass on the tip
Mary had a little lamb
It liked to skip and jump
When Mary hit it in her car
She hardly felt a bump
Mary had a little lamb
It often got frustrated
When the little shit got horny
She had it castrated
Mary had a little lamb
She bathed it in a tub
Then the army came along
And had the lamb blown up
Mary had a little lamb
She was a cook in the navy
She got bored of that little lamb
And served it up with gravy
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