1 Fan In HEAVEN
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the entrance test, St. Peter says "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let
me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts
the offer.
St. Peter shows the man all the sights, the golf course, the reading room and
library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE
room full of clocks.
The guy asks, "What's up with these clocks?"
St. Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he
has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to
the Gates to be judged."
The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going
faster than others. He asks, "Why is it that some clocks are moving faster than
other clocks?"
St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person does something out of total
stupidity, it speeds up his clock."
This seemed to make sense to the man, so he takes one last look around the room
before leaving and notices there is one clock in the center of the ceiling. On
this clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. He couldn't contain
his curiosity so he asks, "What's the story with that clock?"
"Oh, that," St. Peter replies, "That's George W. Bush's clock. We decided to use
it as a fan."
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