Dear Mom and Dad >
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It has now been three months since I left for college.
I have been remiss in writing this and I am very sorry
for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I
will bring you up to date now, but before you read on,
please sit down. YOU ARE NOT TO READ ANY FURTHER UNLESS
YOU ARE SITTING DOWN. OKAY!
Well then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull
fracture and the concussion I got when I jumped out of
the window of my dormitory when it caught fire shortly
after my arrival are pretty well healed now. I only get
those sick headaches once a day.
Fortunately the fire in the dormitory and my jump were
witnessed by an attendant at the gas station near the
dorm, and he was the one who called the fire department
and the ambulance. He also visited me at the hospital
and since I had nowhere to live, because of the burned
out dormitory, he was kind enough to invite me to share
his apartment with him. It's really a basement room,
but it's kind of cute. He is a very fine boy and we
have fallen deeply in love and are planning to be married.
We haven't set the exact date yet, but it will be before
my pregnancy begins to show.
Yes, Mother and Dad, I am pregnant. I know how much you
are looking forward to being grandparents and I know you
will welcome the baby and give it the love, devotion and
tender care you gave me when I was a child. The reason
for the delay in our marriage is that my boyfriend has
some minor infection which prevents us from passing our
premarital blood tests and I carelessly caught it from
him. This will soon clear up with the penicillin
injections I am taking daily.
I know you will welcome him into our family with open
arms. He is kind and although not well educated, he is
ambitious. Although he is of a different race and
religion than ours, I know your often expressed tolerance
will not permit you to be bothered by the fact that his
skin color is somewhat darker than ours. I am sure you
will love him as I do.
His family background is good too, for I am told that
his father is an important gun-bearer in the village
in Africa from which he came.
Now that I have brought you up to date, I want to tell
you that there was no dormitory fire, I did not have
a concussion or a skull fracture.
I was not in the hospital, I am not pregnant, I am not
engaged. I do not have syphilis and there is no man
(of any color) in my life. However, I am getting a
'D' in History and an 'F' in Science and I wanted you
to see those marks in the proper perspective.
Yours-
Your Loving Daughter
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