81 Ways To Bug Your Parents!!!
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1. Slurp your dinner.
2. Chew with your mouth open.
3. Burp with your mouth open.
4. Don't say: "Excuse me" after you burp.
5. Feed the dog/cat from the table.
6. Blow your nose at the table. Loudly.
7. When your dinner arrives,hold your nose and say: " Eww!! What smells.
8. Blow bubbles in your drink.
9. Laugh with a mouthful of milk until some squirts out your nose.
10. Take one look at your plate and say " I'm not hungry." Later ask for ice cream.
11. Use all the hot water in the shower.
12. Use all the toilet paper and don't put in a new roll.
13. Only brush your front teeth.
14. Don't brush at all-just wer the toothbrush.
15. Eat candy after you brush.
16. Wait until your mom's in the shower, then bang on the door and shout " It's and emergency!"
17. mTurn on the hot water when your dad/mom is in the shower.
18. Fill the bathtub to the rim, the pretend there's a typhoon.
19. Don't flush.
20. Don't make your bed.
21. Leave half-eaten food under your bed...for weeks.
22. Read in the dark.
23. When it's time to go to bed, ask to stay up a half hour more and then another and so on...
24. Don't get up on time.
25. Miss the bus so they have to take you to school.
26. Take a nap instead of doing your homework.
27. Wake them up when the are sleeping in on the weekends.
28. Turn on the TV really loud and then day " I can't hear it!!"
29. Say " Shut up!" when they interrupt your favorite TV show.
30. Give your brother or sister a haircut.
31. Tease your brother/sister.
32. Blame everything on your brother/sister.
33. Bribe your brother/sister to do your homework and chores.
34. Make goofy faces during the family photo.
35. Give them the silent treatment.
36. Repeat everything they say.
37. Ask " What'd ya bring me?" everytime they come home.
38. Ask for six-month advances on your allowance.
39. Never use things they get you.
40. Give away all your things.
41. Give away all your brother/sisters toys.
42. Try and sell your little brother/sister.
43. Spend two hours opening your birthday presents, then say " Is that all?"
44. Forget to write thank you notes to your grandma.
45. Pretend to barf in the new car.
46. Say "But everyone elses parents got then one!"
47. Lose french fries under the car seat.
48. Play with the cars windows and locks.
49. Ride with your feet out the window.
50. On a trip say "I have to go to the bathroom every 10 minutes.
51. Ask "Are we there yet?" every 5 minutes.
52. At home say "This place is boring. When can we go on vacation?"
53. On vacation say "This place is bring. When can we go home?"
54. Forget to pack your tooth brush and underwear.
55. Beg for a cat/dog till they get so annoyed they buy you one.
56. When the get you a cat/dog dont feed it...make then feed it.
57. Pretend you dont notice when the cat/dog wets on the floor.
58. Leave the door open everytime you leave.
59. Dont help carry the groceries.
60. Come in the house without wipping your shoes off.
61. Pop your bubble gum really loud and close to their ear.
62. Leave paper and stuff in the pockets of your pants.
63. Put clean clothes back with the dirty laundry.
64. Throw your dirty clothes on the floor.
65. Never lean your room.
66. Wear jeans with holes in the knees.
67. Don't wear the clothes they buy you.
68. Dont answer the phone or door.
69. Say "Huh?" alot.
70. Leave wads of kleenex on the floor.
71. Listen to their phone conversations.
72. Say you dont have your book when you go to do your homework.
73. Make them bring your homework when you forget it.
74. Do your homework but dont turn it in.
75. Pretend the dog ate your homework.
76. Say your brother/sister ate your homework.
77. Ask your parents for help on your homework and the start watching TV while they do it.
78. Beg them for things when your too tired to get them.
79. Dont' comb your hair.
80. Dont bathe.
81. Drink milk or juice from the carton.
haha now arent some of these funny?!?!?!?!
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