10 things yo momma is

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1. yo momma so fat, her blood type is rocky road.
2. yo momma so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarette in your living room she yelled out "who turned off the heat?".
3. yo momma so dumb, she thinks the english channel is pay cabel.
4. yo momma so ugly, when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.
5. yo momma so fat, when sh jumped into the whale aquarium at sea wolrd, they all start singing, "we are family".
6. yo momma so fat, when she jumped into the grand canyon, she got stuck.
7. yo momma so fat, her belt size is equator.
8. yo momma so dumb, she failed a blood test.
9. yo momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
10.yo momma so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.

hey, give me feedback! feel free to e mail me and we can swap jokes and crap, bye.

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