1 Reasons why it's so great to be FEMALE!!!! 1
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2) You don't have to go to the bathroom standing right next to your friends, or worse yet, next to total strangers!
3) There's no pressure to be "bigger" than your friends. . .if you get my drift.
4) We don't have to be able to bench 300 lbs to even be thought of as buff.
5) We don't want to be buff in the first place!
6) We have all of the cool magizines!
7) Make-Up
8) Shoes
9) Prom. . .dresses. . .pretty hair. . .
10) Everybody wants to see the bride and her dress. . .Grooms are all the same. . .same thing goes for Prom or any formal dance. They just rewear the same thing for everything.
11)We can like groups like *NSync (oh baby!) and O-Town and not be concidered gay or stupid.
12) We dont have to shave our face
13) Chick flicks rock!
14)We get to oogle all the hotties such as: Paul Walker, Matt Damon, Freddie Prinze Jr., Keanu Reeves. . .ect. . .the list goes on and on!
15) glitter and shimmer
16) We mature faster and statisticly do better in school. . .even when we don't do better in school, we can make people think we do!
17) We always will have the great excuse of , it's that time of the month. After you say that, no guy messes with you and you get away with anything!
18) Cops tend to be much more sympathetic with girls.
19) Many men will want you, only one will finally get you and even he, wont deserve you!
20) Women never need to buy a drink.
21) Even if your not sweet or innocent, it's easy as cake to pretend!!
22) You don't even need to know the guy, just smile and he wants you. . .hehe, doesn't mean he will get what he wants!
23) You never have to agree to anything. No is an universal answer!
24) Alamony
25) Ladies First!!!!!!
26) We set the standards. If a guy doesn't fit them, we find soembody who does. Guys don't have it that easy.
27) We're always right, even when we're wrong.
28) Our insurance is lower!
As you know, the list goes on forever! There are countless reasons why it is great to be Female! So many that I can't even think of all of them. Yes, it is true that God made Man first. However, you need a rough draft before you make a perfect copy!
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