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l)cheesy but cute pick up lines:-) and some funny quotes
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
1)If I cOuLd ReArAnGE ThE aLpHaBet i'D pUt U aNd i 2getha
2)du belive in love at 1st sight or do i need 2 walk past u again!
3)my mom told me 2 call her when i fell in love.Do u hve a quartre?
4)the word of the day is legs now do u wanna help me spread the word?
5)was ur father a baker cause u've got a nice set of buns.
6)did it hurt?.. when u fell from heaven?
7)was ur daddy a thief cause it looks like he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes.
8)was ur daddy an alien? cause ur outa this world.
9)i never knew angels came this far from heaven
10)i can;t get my eyes off of u. o i see it it's in ur cleavidge!
11) i lost my phone number can i borrow urs?
12)i lost my teddy bear will u sleep with me 2night?
QUOTES
see my halo bright and shiny mess with me and i'll kick ur highney
i'm a bitch and i've got class mess with me and i'll kick ur ass so for all the hoes that think ur kewl just remember bitches rule!
u can fall from the sky u can fall from a tree but the best place 2 fall is in love with me!
1 day ur prince will come mine just got lost took a worng turn somewhere and is 2 stubborn 2 ask 4 directions.
i didn't wanna fall in love but u kept on tripping me!
i'm an angel i swear the horns r just 2 keep the haylow up straight!
roses r red violets r blue god made me pretty what happened 2 u?
don't h8 me cause i'm beautiful h8 me cause ur boyfriend thinks so
id boyz lived in the sea what a good swimmer i would b!
i'm envied by most hated by many yet wanted by plenty.
u've been naughty i think this calls 4 a spanking1
they sya every1 has a soulmate.. i think mine got hit by a truck!
if barbies so popular y do u have 2 buy all her friends?
can vegitarians eat animal crackers?
if a chronic liar tells u he's a chronic liar do u belive him?
if ur nice u can call me sweetie, if ur sweet u can call me hunny and if ur hot u can call me 2night!
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