The Best Of Your Momma Jokes
Inspirational
Rating: Not Rated
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Your mama is so fat that when she wore high heels she struck oil.
Your mama is so fat that she sat on a quarter and squashed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
Your mama is so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat restaurents.
Your mama is so fat that when she was swimming in the ocean, the whales started singing "We are family"
Your mama is so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt
Your mama is so fat that she sat on a penny and Abe started singing "O say can you see.... get your fat ass of me."
Your mama is so fat that when i was haven sex with her i had to roll over 4 times to finally get off her.
Your mama is so fat that she fell down in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Your mama is so fat that when the people at the restaurent gave the menu she looked at it and said "I'll take it"
Your mama is so fat that she had to get baptized at Sea World
that's all for now PEACE
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