I Love My Job (Excel version)
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I see more butts than most of you.
I love my job, more everyday;
'Cause I clean pig butts for my pay.
Excel Pork has been so kind;
No other job is this "refined"!!
Remove the "crap", I must, I must;
'Cause you like ham and ribs, I trust.
Maybe pork chops are your delight;
Are they on your table tonight??
They took away my other task;
And put me here, I did not ask.
"A**hole Specialist", some call me;
Glad I could bring my friends such glee.
The "butt of all jokes", now I am;
Think of me when you eat your ham.
I sucked the "crap" from off that butt;
For this you think that I'm a nut!!!
A "sucky" job it is for sure;
Sucking off all the hog manure.
I love my job, I must confess;
Very soon, though, I'll be job-less!!
I love my job, with all its "charm";
Pleeease....take me to the funny farm!!!
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