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1 Idiot Test
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
> Take this test to see how much of an idiot you are.
>
>
> 1. Have you ever been told you're an idiot?
>
> 2. Have you ever said, "Damn, I'm an idiot!"?
>
> 3. Do stationary objects impede your progress?
>
> 4. Have you ever tried to bite your own ear?
>
> 5. Do you have a cd that there is only one good song on?
>
> 6. Have you ever shot/thrown a deadly/semi-deadly weapon into the air and
> then tried to catch it?(knife, blowgun dart, hammer, hatchet, open
stapler,
> real javelin, toaster, etc.)
>
> 7. In your post-toddler years, have you coherently ever misspelled a word
> with less than five letters?
>
> 8. Do you stick your tongue out of your mouth when doing a simple task
such
> as changing the TV channel or writing?
>
> 9. Have you ever tried to pierce a body part yourself?
>
> 10. Is you I.Q. less than 90?
>
> 11. Have you ever had a single vending machine eat more than $3 of yours
at
> a time?
>
> 12. Have you ever coherently written something really redundant like "$10
> dollars"?
>
> 13. Did you have to read question #12 more than once to see what I was
> getting at?
>
> 14. Have you ever woofed at your dog thinking that it would understand
> you?(This also applies for meowing at cats, squeaking at hamsters, etc.)
>
> 15. Have you ever eaten a sticky, messy food like macaroni and cheese
with
> your fingers because you didn't want to eat it with a utensil?
>
> 16. Have you ever fallen backwards out of your chair?
>
> 17. Have you ever fallen into a river/ditch/hole while not high or drunk?
>
> 18. Have you ever eaten/drank something non-edible?
>
> 19. Have you ever yelled a profane word out of a window just as old
ladies
> pass by?
>
> 20. Have you jumped/fallen off of a second-story balcony for no reason and
landed
> on the ground with no padding?
>
> 21. Have you ever said you were high or drunk just to be cool even though
> you really weren't?
>
> 22. Have you ever locked yourself in a room and not been able to get out?
>
> 23. Have you ever dropped a lot of your stuff in public?
>
> 24. Have you ever intentionally passed up an opportunity to talk to
someone
> that you thought was really hot?
>
> 25. Do you type emails for fun?
>
> Now add up the amount of times you answered yes, multiply it by four. If you have done two things mentioned in a question, such as in #20 if you have both jumped and fallen off of a balcony, give yourself double points. The
> result is the percentage that you are an idiot. Send this to the person
> that sent this to you and then forward it on to more people.
>
> 0% - Not possible.
> 1 - 10% - Extremely unbelievable.
> 11 - 50% - Slightly possible.
> 51 - 75% - Realistic.
> 76 - 100% - Definitely an idiot.
>
> Post your score here.
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