3 GUYS
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>Three guys, an American, Osama bin Ladin and a Canadian are out
>walking together one day.
>
>They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
>
>"I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes
>total," says the Genie.
>
>The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
>son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in the
>U.S."
>With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in the U.S. was
>forever made fertile for farming.
>
>Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
>Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or
>Americans can come into our
>precious state."
>Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge
>wall around Afghanistan.
>
> The Canadian (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very curious.
>Please tell me more about this wall."
>
>The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500
>feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in
>or
>out---
>virtually impenetrable."
>
>The Canadian says, "Fill it with water."
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