10 fa sho ways to tell if you're high

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we know these things from experience... all of these examples are very true, real, and humourous!!

1) u walk in the house... but fail to see the glass door.. your body slams into it, you fall down, get back up, and repeat
2) you repeatedly feel extremely tired and dead, but all of a sudden you get an andreanline rush, and decide to "river dance" around the room... you suggest everyone joins you
3) you start to hallucinate: Harry Potter is NOT in your family room... WE SWEAR! Nor is he your cousin... that cell phone in your pocket is not a gift wand from him either.. and no, sorry, he didnt turn on that fire place (by the way... its not on)
4) M&Ms do NOT belong in the toaster... it has no resemblance to the bag or the counter... dumping them down the taoster cracks is not the solution to putting them away
5) you're not as hungry as you think... 3 bags of chips, a whole pint of ice cream, and that super size skittle are enough!! you really don't need another pizza, liter of Mountain Dew, and chicken wings... you'll thank us when you awaken to your new obsesity
6) lightbulbs hurt eyeballs... it's not our fault you need to illuminate the whole house to realize just where you are and exactly who is sitting beside you
7) Dorito breath is NOT sexy! sorry, constantly tapping people on the knee and then breathing Cooler Ranch fumes into their face is not the way to arouse them.  They do not like it nor find the humor in it, whether u do or not
8) your "papa" did not send you to find a "lil porky pig" it did not leave u "waiting in the woods for 13 days and 7 nights" (thats not possible by the way)and "papa" did not threaten to chop of your "lil baby toe"
9) Telling people that Osama bin Laden should eat them is not a good conflict resolution
10) You're not an olympic gymnast... do not attempt to be one.. you will regret the pain in the morning, whether you feel it now or not


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