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L.A. Clippers Virus: Your computer loses everything Japanese Virus: Your computer understands only Japanese. Actualy, all computers have this virus. Regis Philbin Virus: Your computer will always ask "Is that your final answer?" after "Are you sure you want to quit" Tommorow I Get My Driver's License Virus: Your computer crashes. N*Sync Virus: Your computer goes bye, bye, bye Britney Spears Virus: Oops, it locked up again Eiffel 65 Virus: a blue little Window pops up Lou Vega Virus: A little bit of Norton's what I need Car Door Virus: Your computer locks up, and the keys are inside. Interesting Virus: Actually makes your computer interesting. The guy who designed it had an IQ of 2509837450923 and it took him 239852346 years to create it Bill Clinton Virus: Your computer has an internal problem Viagra Virus: Your disk is no longer floppy Pokemon Virus: everything on your computer turns into pokemon stuff, and now little kids are interested in the whole thing. doesn't work unless 150 of em are in your computer Tennesee Titans Virus: Your computer loses all of its RAM Peanut Butter Virus: Your .GIF files come in jars, some cremay, some crunchy. Hoover Virus: Your computer sucks (DUH!) Roomate Virus: Your computer continually goes online (only if your charged by the hour) Wife Virus: All buttons that say "OK" are replaced with "all right, allright" buttons Dan Quayle: Your computer cannot process even the most basic functions correctly. Also, Spell Scheckers are messed up.

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