plane joke

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There were four people on a plane. A genius, a normal guy, a kid, and a pilot. There are three parachutes. The plane starts to crash so the pilot grabs a parachute and jumps out of the plane yelling "I don't want to crash!" The genius grabs another parachute and says, "I am too important to crash, I am the world's smartest man." So he puts on a paracute and jumps out the window. Now there is only one parachute left. The ordinary guy looks at the kid and says "You still have your whole life ahead of you. You take the last parachute." The kid looks at the guy and says "Gee, Thanks mister, but we can both have a parachute. The genius took my backpack."

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