Bones Jokes

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Kirk: What is that ensign's name, Bones? He reminds me of a horse. Bones: He's Ed, Jim. Kirk: Bones, what's happened to Ensign Hunger? Bones: He's fed Jim. Kirk: What club is the patient vactioning with, Bones? McCoy: He's Med, Jim. Spock: Jim! McCoy is lying on the floor not breathing after being hit by a laser! What's wrong with him? Kirk: He's bones, Spock. Kirk: Where's Spock? Last I heard, he was getting really sick of these jokes! Bones: He's fled, Jim. Kirk: What's my cat doing on the couch? McCoy: He's shed, Jim. Kirk: Bones! Its Ensign Paper! Is he ... McCoy: Yes, he's shred, Jim. Kirk: Bones, what about Ensign Toboggan? Bones: He's sled, Jim. Kirk: Bones, what about Ensign Yeast? Bones: He's bread, Jim. Kirk: Who's that one at the end of the list? McCoy: He's Zed, Jim. Kirk: So what happened to Jimmy Page, Bones? McCoy: He's Led, Jim. Kirk: Bones, is he from the FBI? McCoy: He's Fed, Jim. Kirk: Bones, that man just ran by at warp speed! McCoy: He sped, Jim. Kirk: Bones, who's that new crew member who calls himself Clampett? McCoy: He's Jed, Jim. KIrk: Bones, what about ensign Pb? Bones: He's Lead, Jim.

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