Ashley and Andreas yo daddy jokes

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*~yo daddy is so fat that when she jumps into the ocean all the whales pop up and start singing " we are family"~*~

our daddy is so poor she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper. 

your daddy is so dumb she bought a glass door with a peep-hole.


TEETH R SO YELLOW THAT WHEN SHE KISSES HIM SHE SAY I CANT BELEAVE ITS NOT BUTTER.....

UR DADDYS UNDER WEAR HAVE SO MUCH CRUST HE COULD MAKE 9 CHEESE CAKES....

UR DADDYS SO FAT WHEN HE SEES A BUS  RIDE BY HE YELLS "STOP THAT TWINKY"

UR DADDYS SO FAT HE PLAYS POOL WITH THE PLANETS

UR DADDYS TOE NAILS R SO LONG WHEN HE WANT 2 MOE THE GRASS ALL HE DOES IS STEP OUT SIDE...



UR DADDYS TEETH N GUMS R SO BIG I DONT NO WEATHER 2 SMILE AT HIM OR KICK A FEILD GOAL...

UR DADDYS ASS IS SOOO BIG  WHEN HE SITS ON THE TOILET HIS CHEEKS SIT ON THE FLOOR...

UR DADDYS SO FAT HE CAN LOOK DOWN CUZ HIS EXTRA CHIN WILL SUFFICATE HIM...

UR DADDYS SO OLD EVEN HIS TEETH HAVE WRINKLES..

UR DADDYS SO FAT U CAN SLAP HIS BUTT N RIDE THE WAVES..

UR DADDYS SO FAT WHEN EVER HE GOES 2 THE WASH ROOM HE TAKES A CROW BAR N SUM VASOLINE..





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