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Growing Old
Rating: PG
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
*You know your growing old when you get gray hair.
*You know your growing up when you stop getting happy meals at mcdonalds.
*You know your growing old when you start to go bald and you have to buy a wig that makes you look funny to cover it up.
*You know your growing up when you stop believing in Santa Claus.
*You know your growing old when you start to get wrinkles that make you look like your pet bulldog.
*You know your growing up when you don't look at the toy section in target.
*You know your growing old when you have your third great grand child
*You know your growing up when you stop watching saturday morning cartoons.
*You know your growing old when you have to get a hearing-aid.
*You know your growing up when you think this email is stupid and you don't take the time to send it.
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