A VERY DUMB BLONDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)

a blonde goes to the doctors with the end of her finger blown off. The doctor says "how did u do this?!" and the blonde replies "well i wanted to commit suicide and i got a gun. I held the gun up to my chest and was just about to shoot but then i thought i had just had a new boob job and i didn't want to ruin it. so i then put the gun to my jaw but then i thought i didn't want to ruin my new teeth that had cost me £4000. so i put the gun to my ear, i thought it would make a loud noise so i put my finger in the other ear and pulled the trigger"

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