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A FARMER, HIS WORKERS SOME FRUIT**
Rating: PG-13
Quality: (Quality: Unrated)
One day, a farmer in the jungle is checking on his crops and he comes across 2 of his workers having a threesome with his daughter. This enrages the farmer, and tells the workers the will be shot if they do not bring back 100 gifts for the farmer by nightfall (at 9pm).
Both men head into the jungle at around 3pm. At 6pm the first returns with 100 berries and gives them to the farmer, and asks if he can leave. The farmer says that he has not finished yet, and the worker has to stick all 100 berries up his butt without laughing, or he will be shot. He gets 99 berries up, then laughs out loud. The farmer says "I will have to kill you now, but first, why did you burst out laughing so close to the end of the task?" To this, the worker replies "I saw the other guy come out of the jungle with 100 pineapples!!!!!!!!!!"
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