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There once was this legless woman sitting on a beach. A man came up to her and saw that she was crying. He asked her why she was crying, and she said "I've never been hugged!" So the man gave her a hug, just to be nice. But the woman kept crying. So the man asked her again why she was crying. She said "I've never been kissed!" So the man gave her a kiss. But the woman still kept crying. The man got kinda annoyed, and he asked why the hell she was still crying. She said "I've never been screwed!" The man threw her into the ocean and said "OK, now you're screwed!" Isn't that great?? No offense to all you legless people out there. I know that all legless people aren't like that.
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