D******!!!Female Combacks 2 Pickup Lines!!!******
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Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.
Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
Male: Your body's like a temple.
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: GREAT! would u mind staying there?
Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
Thes Rock! Luv Ya!! :-D
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