I have learned in band
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1.jazz running is an art
2.the cymbal player always screws up
3.trumpets need permanent mutes
4.what saxist really is
5.yes,Charlie,you are gay
6.Straight lines only exist when you have to make a curve,vice versa
7.lightning is evil when you have a flag or large instrument
8.you will always lose something before competition
9.one more time doesn't exist
10.the heel is missing from the marching shoes for a reason
11.seniority is good if you have it,hell if you don't
12.changing on the bus is fun
13.no,the drum major isn't your friend
14.yes,he has an ego problem
15.no,it will never change
16.plumes will get you dubbed 'chicken head'
17.trumpets will always splat
18.never give Charlie sweet tarts!!!
19.don't,and I repeat,DON'T get Peter singing!
20.Drummers will always be odd,high,or both
21.the 'tromboner' joke will never cease to exist
22.nakie time is your friend
23.the drumers are not
24.baritones will always be cute
25.to the band, the french horn doesn't exist
26.cut time was created by Satan
27.so was the metronome
28.rhythm,rhythm,rhythm!!!
29.to drummers:tempo,Tempo,TEMPO!!!
30.the brass have dents in their bells for a reason
31.at least once you will be forced to eat Spam
32.how to tune to a fan
33.the drum major/field commander will look funny when he does his salute for the first time
34.Never get your salute from majorette videos
35.majorettes with fire are dangerous!
36.the away games are always out in the boonies
37.you WILL name your instrument
38.tenor saxes rock!
39.We wuv Tim!Well, at least we did before...
40.the back of the bus is the best
41.you will kiss someone during truth or dare
42.music gets wet quickly
43.robbing the cradle isn't cool
44.but it is fun
45.band IS a way of life, so enjoy it while you can!!!
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