Fruits from the Garden

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Three friends are driving in a car and suddenly it breaks down.

Friend #1 says: Oh look, an old house. Lets go there and ask for directions.

They all walk into the old house and suddenly an old man with a riffle appears.

Old man: Who are you? What are u doing here?
Friend #1: I'm the driver.
Friend #2: I'm the passenger.
Friend #3: I'm with them. 
Friend #1: Our car broke down and we need directions.
Old man: I'll only let you go if you can stick a fruit from my garden up your bum without laughing.

They agree and go to the garden. Friend #1 picks up a peach and tries shoving it up. She laughs. BANG! She's dead. Friend #2 tries shoving an apple. She laughs. BANG! She's dead.
Friend #1+2 are at the gates of heaven.

Friend #2: What made you laugh?
Friend #1: The fuzziness of the peach. What made you laugh?
Friend #2: I saw Friend #3 walking with a watermelon!

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