k8's$ KeWlEsT$ qOuTeS*
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if love isn't a game y r there so many playaz!!??
i skinned my knees when i fell 4 u!!
i'm a b8tch and i've got class,mess with me and i'll kick ur ass,
so 4 all the hoes that think ur kewl just remember bitches rule!!
if barbie so popular y do u have 2 buy all her friends??
can vegitarians eat animal crackers??
how can u draw a blank?
i h8 guyz they all tell lies they brake ur heart and make u cry lovin guys is such a sin hey check out that guy that just walked in
if u think i'm sweet and think i'm fine i'll tell all the others to take another and wait in line!!
people say that everyone has a soulmate well... i think mine got hit by a bus!!lol
if a chronic liar tells u their a chronic liar do u believe him.
god greated guys 1st because u need a rough draft before u make a masterpiece!!
u've been naughty go 2 my room!!
do u believe in love at 1st sight or do i need 2 wail by u again?
u've been naughty i think this calls 4 a spankin.
mirrors don't talk thank god 4 U they don't laugh either!!
let's have an intelligent conversation u talk i'll listen!!
i'd hit u but sh*t splatters!!
just remember when some1 pisses u off it takes 42 muscles 2 frown and 4 to hit them!
if i could recreate the alphabet i'll put u and i 2gether1
i'm not fred flinstone but i can sure make ur bed rock!
i h8 guys they all tell lies they brake ur heart and make u cry lovin guys is such a sin hey check out that guy that just walked in
there's plenty of fish in the sea..but who really wants 2 d8 a fish!!
if ur sweet u can call me honey if ur nice u can call me sweet but if ur hot u can call me 2night!!
i heared that miilk does the body good but DAMN how much have u been drinkin.
is ur name cambells cause ur mmmm good!!
there's allways a white light at the end of a dark tunnel i just hope it's not a train!!
if at 1st u don't succeed sky divin isn't 4 u
oops sorry u looked good from far away!!
life isn't a garden so stop bein a hoe!!
oofizer i swear 2 drunk i'm not god!!
gurls never let friends drive home drunk.....with an ugly guy.
u think ur perfect y don't u try walkin on water!1
guys r like parkin spaces all the good onez r taken!!
well if u ppl made it this far down my list thanx!!!
~*~k8~*~
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