But first, before the virus is activated, a story. You see, when I created this virus, someone stole 2$ from me. Instead of just two dollars, however, it was two ones (one for each company that MicroSoft split up into), and a judge said that it was okay if we form MicroSoft again. Thus, Macs become useless and outdated. Since many schools used this type of computer, they could no longer get any new software. As a result, they still think that the U.S.S.R exists and that Germany is two countries. When they found out that Americans still think that they are commies and nazis, Stalin and Hitler heard from a teacher who could speak with the dead. So they returned from the dead to take over their countries once again. They formed one country, called Nogbisti, and started taking over Europe. When Al Snow, the WWF European Champion found out, he sold his Championship to a japanese programmer for a few yen. However, this "programmer" was Takiyeo, the guy who created pokemon. He made the mistake of putting his championship on the line, saying (translated into English) thst the name "Stone Cold Steve Austin" in Japan translates to "I eat my dog". When he got every bone in his body broken (and that was BEFORE the match!), as a result pokemon toys cannot be produced. Thus, parents can finally once again afford to buy anything else. Thus the economy is no longer screwed up, an America can afford to buy a missle large enough to smoke Nogbisti (remember? I don't think you remember) but unfortunately, it destroyed the whole world. Since there are no more programming computers, this virus works on the honor system. Please manually delete all your files and send this message to your friends. Have a nice day, and remember not to steal from Bill Gates.

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