The Magical Grapefruit of Love
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This is the Magical Grapefruit of Love. It has been bequeathed upon you by someone who thinks you are really cool. This person might be your boyfriend, girlfriend, lover, pal, homie, Hausfrau, or someone else you don't even know. The person finds you rather interesting, possibly even attractive an just generally thinks you're a pretty good excuse to be alive. This is merely a token of affection for you to wonder at and appreciate. The proper response, upon the reciept of the Magical Grapefruit of Love is a hug, or a message of thanks, if this person is too far away to hug within a week of reciept. Basically, the Magical Grapefruit of Love is a way to say "Hey, you're really darn cool, and I want you to know that." Sorry if you were disappointed that there is no actual citrus fruit contained in this letter. Unfortunately at the time of writing, that miracle of science that allows grapefruit to travel through telephone lines had not been perfected. But be consoled by the fact that someone thinks you're really a rockin' guy/gal, and would most likely help you out if you had a flat tire somewhere in the same state (depending upon the size of your state). The sender of the Magical Grapefruit of Love only asks one thing of you~ (besides the aforementioned hug) that you bequeath this Grapefruit of Love on someone else. The Magical Grapefruit of Love grows in power as it is shared, and someday you may recieve this Magical Citrus Entity again. Send it on. Remember the elation you felt the first time you recieved it? If you send it on, you may feel this again. This is not a chain letter. Nothing bad will happen to you if you don't send it on, but think of the bright spot it might put in the day of someone you think is extra groovy.
John 15:13~ "No greater love is there than this: to lay down one's life for a friend."
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